Holiday roooooad....

Goin on vacation starting tomorrow morning! We're driving south toward Bush territory. I'm bringing my bb gun just in case I run into some rednecks. We're staying somewhere in the Smoky Mountains. Smokie? Whatever. Tennesee, I think. Really I'm just gonna sit in the van and wherever we end up - awesome. I'll be with Erika and the "kids" (her brother and sister), Erika's parents, and her mom's side of the family. We got some rental houses, and they look sweet from the pictures online. Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be like the Hotel Coral Essex from Revenge of the Nerds 2. We'll probably go to Rock City one of the days (we'll be gone a week) to check out the scene from Neil Gaiman's American Gods. If you haven't read it, you should. It's freakin sweet. He wrote the Sandman comics, and to tell you the truth, he could write a 200 page book on the mating habits of dirt, and it would be really fuckin interesting. He's got a gift. Kinda like me and.. um.. water polo? Umm..... anyway, if you need to get a hold of me, we will have Erika's cell phone for those of you cool enough to know the number. Rock on, and I'll catch y'all when I gets back.