Re-Punk-blican

Oh man, this video is freakin hilarious! Well, it's not like being a republican makes your music suck, 'cause Michale (yeah, I didn't know it was spelled like that, either) Graves fuckin rules. His voice is like melted... metal.. or something. It's awesome. But I think just to keep band tension to a minimum, I'll start a side project with Jon Stewart instead of Michale. I'm sure ol' Jonny plays at least a mean tambourine. Maybe he'll help me write that anti-Ann Coulter song that's been swimmin' round in my head. Nah.. that would be WAY too easy. That chick is fuckin wack. Even Bill O'Reilly thinks so, and he's the spawn of Hilter. Anyway, back to music. Check out Dragonforce. They too, rule. They don't write 'em like that anymore! And although most would say "NO ONE should write music like that" I say fuck it. I think it's fun. A little cheesy I guess, but shit, I listen to NERFHERDER for christ's sake. I write songs about monkeys and beer.

Anyway, here I am at my new house. It's awesome. It's in Middleton, so stop by sometime everybody! Just call a couple minutes ahead of time, since I walk around naked sometimes now since it's just me and E. On second thought, just come on in. But don't say I didn't warn you.