Today's news...

Okay, well there wasn't much news today. I woke up around noon, showered, ate some Total (extra fiber rules!) and brushed my teeth. Then I called the job agency I'm working with, and it looks like I have a pretty good chance of getting a position at this printing place. Nothing great, but something I'll have to do between sleeping and rockin' if I wanna pay the bills. Fuckin' bills. I picked up E from work a little early. We came home, ate some stuff, and played D&D. That's right. I'm an official GEEK now. I used to be a NERD until I drank away all my "useful-knowledge brain cells" in college. I was never a SPAZ. Some might consider me a WEIRDO, though. I like to take the path less travelled... and leave booby traps on the other path. I'm definitely not a FREAK, either. My wardrobe is pretty inconspicuous, barring the t-shirt that says "Simon says go fuck yourself" on the back. (It's a George Carlin shirt.. I love that guy). One of these days I'm gonna forget I'm wearing that when I'm visiting Grandma or something. I don't think I'm a LOSER. Just a GEEK. Which is the cooooolest of the put-down-word categories. It means I like Star Wars (although I don't memorize it.. I memorize Back to the Future), Babylon 5, and other sci-fi, and I play Dungeons and Dragons. "Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!" So.. um... I need to get more than two people to read this blog shit. So, if you actually READ it, post a comment or something, or email me. Then I'll know who my audience is, and I won't make fun of your moms. Or I will. More.

Anyway, often in my sleep I come up with crazy shit like songs or jokes. The other day this Jay Leno-esque monologue type joke was just IN my head when I woke up. And it made sense, which is rare.... "So, did you hear the Bush administration are working with NASA to send astronauts to Mars within the next fifteen years?... Unfortunately, they don't have a plan to bring them back home." Pretty good, huh? I'd send it to Conan, but I think it's a little too political. You don't want to alienate people when you're a celebrity. I, on the other hand, am well known the HOUSE over! COUPLES of people see me as an important musical figure! Sounds like something Strongbad would say. Aight... that's enough for today.